God rewards righteous with flood of chocolate.
Terrorist screening procedure questioned as Al-Qaeda attacks uninhabited mountain.
Jabba the Hutt and Chewbacca mate, birth Chewbacca the Hutt.
At long last, Horsey fulfills lifelong dream, becomes "real live boy"
Indian woman develops Spider-like abilities.
Jose and Pokey The Bull practice their spin move one last time before the big dance off.
